Showing posts with label Kipling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kipling. Show all posts

Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Colonial Steam River Launch

I think that it would be fair to say that my challenge did not go exactly as I planned insomuch that larger* units of historical miniatures were been overlooked in favour of smaller, more interesting items. I am squaring this away as a direct result of my inability to focus on one thing at any one time and although initially frustrating I decided to embrace it wholeheartedly and enjoy the ride - so to speak! 
*larger for me anyway
To that end let me present to you one of my last offerings to the challenge in the shape of a 'Sarissa Precision' Colonial Steam River Launch.  Whilst I know that not everyone is a fan of the seemingly relentless march of MDF in our most wholesome of hobbies, I have to confess that I am a bit of a fan.  I really enjoy putting these kits together and in the case of the 'Sarissa Precision' models there is plenty of scope to add your own personal touches.  
Having said that when it came to mine, I shamelessly cribbed much of the colour palette and additional extras that I had seen on the Sarissa display stand when I last visited 'Salute'.  The Coal Sacks were sourced from 'The Battle Forge' and I affixed some rivets to the boiler before swapping out the somewhat angular funnel for a more cylindrical piece of tube.  
As with all MDF models, priming is essential as the nature of the material means it will absorb great quantities of paint if you do not.  That said a liberal spray with 'Games Workshop' black undercoat seemed to do the trick, followed by a couple of passes with the trusty airbrush before the details were picked out with a brush.  
Once completed, I set about looking for a suitable skipper and felt that a 'Wargames Foundry' Stouthearted Brit, enjoying his cup of Earl Grey was perfect for the job, but wait, what was that breaking the surface of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River?
As I mentioned at the start of this post, I am often misdirected by the smallest of things and in this case it was the notion that there might be something lurking beneath the waves, ready to ensnare this humble craft. Perhaps lured by the rhythmic thumping of the steam pump, something long forgotten has been stirred from its slumber. In this case some plastic tentacles from my 'Rum & Bones' Kickstarter sufficed and they seemed perfectly responsive to paint. Not content with paint alone, I used a little Vallejo water effects to give the impression of them breaking the surface.
So this was another entry for the challenge completed, but perhaps more importantly another itch scratched.  Maybe the launch will resurface in a 'Congo' scenario, or be seen ferrying troops ashore along the Irrawaddy, but either way it has proved another hugely enjoyable distraction for yours truly.

Thursday, 22 September 2016

The Men Who Would Be Kings

True to their word Amazon delivered my copy of The Men Who Would be Kings today and although I’ve not had the opportunity to fully digest it, I have enjoyed flicking through the pages, looking at the pictures and imagining campaigns in far flung corners of the world.  I am hopeful that this set of rules will lure me back to all things Victorian, my initial jumping off point for this most wholesome of hobbies.
So to mark the day, I had prepared these fine character sculpts in advance.  Available through ‘North Star Military Figures’ this trio will be familiar to those of us that enjoyed John Huston’s 1975 film The Man Who Would Be King.  Based on Rudyard Kipling’s short story of the same name* The Man Who Would Be King charts the exploits of Peachy Carnehan and Danny Dravot as they seek fame and fortune in the wilds of Kafiristan.
*Which I have also recently thoroughly enjoyed rereading.
The trio includes a kukri wielding Rifleman Majendra Bahadur Gurung, more affectionately known as Billy Fish, with the other two characters a nod to Michael Caine and Sean Connery.  This was a pack of miniatures that proved far too difficult to resist when I first saw them and were an absolutely joy to paint. 
Although the demands of the day job continue to prove relentless, there is a sense that a calm will follow the initial storm and perhaps a chance to pick up the brush again. In the meantime I am looking forward to catching up with ‘The Dark Templar’ at the weekend for a game, or two, of Zombicide.
Billy Fish: He wants to know if you are gods.
Peachy Carnehan: Not gods - Englishmen. The next best thing.

Monday, 31 December 2012

For you all love the screw-guns...



With the introduction of rifled artillery pieces in the 1860s the old smooth bores were slowly replaced.  A steel 7pounder rifled, muzzle loader (RML) weighing 200lbs was issued to the mountain artillery;  more accurate than the original version and with a range of 3,000 yards to boot!  The advent of a slower burning gunpowder in 1876 meant that a longer barrel was needed to achieve the muzzle velocity required for the same range and a new piece nearing 400lbs was issued.  This was all well and good, but it is said that the poor mule can only carry about 250lbs!  The solution, cast it in two parts and screw it together for action! 





Screw-Guns

Smokin' my pipe on the mountings, sniffin' the mornin' cool,
I walks in my old brown gaiters along o' my old brown mule,
With seventy gunners be'ind me, an' never a beggar forgets
It's only the pick of the Army that handles the dear little pets -- 'Tss! 'Tss!
    For you all love the screw-guns -- the screw-guns they all love you!
    So when we call round with a few guns, o' course you will know what to do -- hoo! hoo!
    Jest send in your Chief an' surrender -- it's worse if you fights or you runs:
    You can go where you please, you can skid up the trees, but you don't get away from the guns!

They sends us along where the roads are, but mostly we goes where they ain't:
We'd climb up the side of a sign-board an' trust to the stick o' the paint:
We've chivied the Naga an' Looshai, we've give the Afreedeeman fits,
For we fancies ourselves at two thousand, we guns that are built in two bits -- 'Tss! 'Tss!
    For you all love the screw-guns . . .

If a man doesn't work, why, we drills 'im an' teaches 'im 'ow to behave;
If a beggar can't march, why, we kills 'im an' rattles 'im into 'is grave.
You've got to stand up to our business an' spring without snatchin' or fuss.
D'you say that you sweat with the field-guns?  By God, you must lather with us -- 'Tss! 'Tss!
    For you all love the screw-guns . . .

The eagles is screamin' around us, the river's a-moanin' below,
We're clear o' the pine an' the oak-scrub, we're out on the rocks an' the snow,
An' the wind is as thin as a whip-lash what carries away to the plains
The rattle an' stamp o' the lead-mules -- the jinglety-jink o' the chains -- 'Tss! 'Tss!
    For you all love the screw-guns . . .

There's a wheel on the Horns o' the Mornin', an' a wheel on the edge o' the Pit,
An' a drop into nothin' beneath you as straight as a beggar can spit:
With the sweat runnin' out o' your shirt-sleeves, an' the sun off the snow in your face,
An' 'arf o' the men on the drag-ropes to hold the old gun in 'er place -- 'Tss! 'Tss!
    For you all love the screw-guns . . .

Smokin' my pipe on the mountings, sniffin' the mornin' cool,
I climbs in my old brown gaiters along o' my old brown mule.
The monkey can say what our road was -- the wild-goat 'e knows where we passed.
Stand easy, you long-eared old darlin's! Out drag-ropes!  With shrapnel!  Hold fast -- 'Tss! 'Tss!
    For you all love the screw-guns -- the screw-guns they all love you!
    So when we take tea with a few guns, o' course you will know what to do -- hoo! hoo!
    Jest send in your Chief an' surrender -- it's worse if you fights or you runs:
    You may hide in the caves, they'll be only your graves, but you can't get away from the guns!

Rudyard Kipling



Wednesday, 5 December 2012

So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy...


December is upon us and the Christmas decorations have been dusted off and once again hoisted up to the title banner of '28mm Victorian Warfare'; all very festive indeed.  With three Sudan based posts and some form of game to play before the end of the year, it certainly promises to be a busy month!   So without any thought to my sanity, I decided that it was time to tackle my first box of Perry plastics!  Armed with side cutters, scalpel and a stiff upper lip - and trying desperately to recall the advice imparted by Dave Docherty of 'One Man and his brushes' fame - I sallied forth.


Within minutes the the work station was utter carnage!  There were dismembered bodies, blood and bad language in plentiful supply as body parts dived for cover in the seemingly impenetrable dining room carpet; spears snapped at the most awkward of places and don't get me started on shoulder slung scabbards and all the while I was thinking of Dave's advice, "a dab of glue to help 'melt' the pieces together."  Melt! Are you sure?  I was going to all this trouble to have them melt!  I was starting to think that my first batch of Beja tribesman were going to look more like the Toxic Avenger!


I need not have worried,  a few calming breaths and a slug of Earl Grey and things were looking decidedly brighter.  All the composite parts were washed and dried and suddenly it all came together rather well (in my humble opinion anyway) and once they were undercoated, I really was rather impressed at how characterful the sculpts actually were. 



Painted to represent the Beja of Kipling fame, all that remained was basing and that final touch, again supplied by Dave, a 'Flag Dude' standard and they were complete!  I was going to squirrel the remaining sprues away in favour for more esoteric shininess, but given that I have gone and thrown my hat into the ring to take part in Curt's '3rd Annual Analogue Hobbies Painting Challenge' they may yet get a reprieve as I look to tidy up the edges of the decidedly unstable lead pile!






Fuzzy Wuzzy


WE'VE FOUGHT with many men acrost the seas,
An' some of 'em was brave an' some was not:
The Paythan an' the Zulu an' Burmese;
But the Fuzzy was the finest o' the lot.
We never got a ha'porth's change of 'im:
'E squatted in the scrub an' 'ocked our 'orses,
'E cut our sentries up at Suakim,
An' 'e played the cat an' banjo with our forces.

So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

We took our chanst among the Khyber 'ills,
The Boers knocked us silly at a mile,
The Burman give us Irriwaddy chills,
An' a Zulu impi dished us up in style:
But all we ever got from such as they
Was pop to what the Fuzzy made us swaller;
We 'eld our bloomin' own, the papers say,
But man for man the Fuzzy knocked us 'oller.

Then 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, an' the missis and the kid;
Our orders was to break you, an' of course we went an' did.
We sloshed you with Martinis, an' it wasn't 'ardly fair;
But for all the odds agin' you, Fuzzy-Wuz, you broke the square.

'E 'asn't got no papers of 'is own,
'E 'asn't got no medals nor rewards,
So we must certify the skill 'e's shown
In usin' of 'is long two-'anded swords:
When 'e's 'oppin' in an' out among the bush
With 'is coffin-'eaded shield an' shovel-spear,
An 'appy day with Fuzzy on the rush
Will last an 'ealthy Tommy for a year.

So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, an' your friends which are no more,
If we 'adn't lost some messmates we would 'elp you to deplore;
But give an' take's the gospel, an' we'll call the bargain fair,
For if you 'ave lost more than us, you crumpled up the square!

'E rushes at the smoke when we let drive,
An', before we know, 'e's 'ackin' at our 'ead;
'E's all 'ot sand an' ginger when alive,
An' 'e's generally shammin' when 'e's dead.
'E's a daisy, 'e's a ducky, 'e's a lamb!
'E's a injia-rubber idiot on the spree,
'E's the on'y thing that doesn't give a damn
For a Regiment o' British Infantree!

So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air -
You big black boundin' beggar - for you broke a British square!

Rudyard Kipling

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Cry Wolf!

Ahh-ooooooo!




The Bank Holiday came and went with very little actually achieved hobby wise; that said I have finally managed to clear these cuddly canines from the painting queue!  They are from 'Trent Miniatures',  'DeeZee Miniatures Prehistoric Range' ordered up from the always reliable,  'Arcane Scenery and Models'.  They're  supposed to be Dire Wolves, an extinct member of the genus Canis, but I've attempted to give them a more of 'Timber Wolf' feel to them for use in a North American scenario I'm tinkering with.  This was heavily inspired by a wonderful 'tutorial' over at the very talented 'Paint Bard's' blog; a seriously good painter and well worth a visit.  The miniatures that I've used a perhaps a little smaller and certainly less dynamic than the ones used in the tutorial, but I think the general wolf 'flavour' has been achieved, either way a huge 'Thank You' to the the 'Paint Bard' for sharing his brilliant work.


From the Law of the Jungle:

Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- as old and as true as the sky;
And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back –
For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

Rudyard Kipling


Well with a post title like 'Cry Wolf! it seemed a little churlish not to include a link to A-ha's second single from their 1986 album, 'Scoundrel Days'.  More 'synthpop' nonsense, that was 'oh so meaningful' at the time - happy days!




Thursday, 22 March 2012

The Female of the Species...

is more deadlier than the male.


More fabulous fun from 'Copplestone Castings' and only fitting given these enlightened times in which we are all fortunate to live; after all to a bipedal, cretaceous carnosaur we all taste the same!  I'm afraid to admit that I just couldn't resist matching the flower tufts to the ladies' outfits.

Fabulous darling, fabulous! 


Having made reference to Mr. Kipling's work it only seems right and proper to reproduce it here.  First published in 1911, the poem courts with controversy, particularly with regard to the author's observation of woman's greater courage and single-mindedness.  


 The Female of the Species

When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride, 
   
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail. 
 
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man, 
   
He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can. 
   
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail. 
   
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
   
When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws, 
   
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws. 
   
'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale. 
   
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say, 
   
For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away; 
   
But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale— 
   
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man, a bear in most relations—worm and savage otherwise,— 
   
Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise. 
   
Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact 
   
To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low, 
   
To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe. 
   
Mirth obscene diverts his anger—Doubt and Pity oft perplex 
   
Him in dealing with an issue—to the scandal of The Sex!

But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame 
   
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same; 
   
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail, 
   
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast 
   
May not deal in doubt or pity—must not swerve for fact or jest.
These be purely male diversions—not in these her honour dwells— 
   
She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great 
   
As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate. 
   
And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim 
   
Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.

She is wedded to convictions—in default of grosser ties; 
   
Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!— 
   
He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild, 
   
Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

Unprovoked and awful charges—even so the she-bear fights, 
   
Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons—even so the cobra bites, 
   
Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw 
   
And the victim writhes in anguish—like the Jesuit with the squaw!
   
So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer 
   
With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her 
   
Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands 
   
To some God of Abstract Justice—which no woman understands.
   
And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him 
   
Must command but may not govern—shall enthral but not enslave him. 
   
And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail, 
   
That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.



Rudyard Kipling

Sunday, 22 May 2011

So what do you know about camels?

Horrible creatures that spit and bite; what else is there to know about camels?  The camel, clearly, is a unique beast; some might consider them beautiful in fact I’m told that the name comes from the Arabic, ǧml meaning "beauty". Others, perhaps more understandably, see them as flea ridden and damned uncomfortable to ride!

So why am I wittering on about camels?  Well I’ve finally succumbed to the temptations of the ‘Salute’ purchases and started the Perry brothers’ Camel Corps miniatures.  I’m clearly nowhere near ready to start yet another campaign but then that’s the great thing about the parameters that I’ve set myself – they are so damned wide!  Of course by painting said camels I am  keeping the good lady wife on side as she does love the 'cute' animals and as usual has named the first three; Dune, Sandy and Gobi!
Almost cute!
So how do you paint a camel or more importantly what colour palette do you use?  As with all projects I find the first port of call is often the old web to see if I can track down some examples and in fact the Perry's website itself has a good illustration particularly with regard to the equipment used by the Camel Corps.  For mine I started with Foundry 'Buff Leather'.
To this I added Foundry 'Dusky Flesh' to the shaded areas, I known this sounds the wrong way round and that I should have started with the darker colour as the base but by doing it this way I was able to create a more mottled effect.  Following on from the shadow I blended the edges of the darker areas and highlighted in general with Foundry 'Buff Leather Light' to this was added a little Vallejo Model Colour 'Silver Grey'.  The toes were painted 'British Gun Grey' and highlighted with 'Silver Grey' and then more 'Silver Grey'  around the ankles.
The end of the tail was coloured with Foundry 'Spearshaft Shade' and suitably highlighted and the the lips, nose and eyes all highlighted with 'Silver Grey'.  That pretty much completed the basic camel apart from, of course, the dirty knees!  The equipment was pretty much picked out using the appropriate colours based on the reference at hand, namely a signed copy of 'Go Strong into the Desert' by Lieutenant  Colonel Mike Snook. (Another 'Salute' purchase!)
Not an unfavouable comparision.
I did feel that I needed to reconsider the colours that I usually combine for basing and plumped for the following dry brushed onto the base: Vallejo Model Colour 'Khaki Grey', Foundry 'Ochre Shade', Foundry 'Buff Leather Light' and finally Vallejo Model Colour 'Silver Grey'.  I was hoping to give the bases a drier, dustier feel than I had previously attempted.
All things considered I'm pretty pleased with the results, although goodness knows when I'll ever get around to painting the riders, as my cavalry painting stands are currently still supporting members of the Light Brigade!  So what do I know about camels now?  Well a little more than before and in a bid to share some of my new found knowledge and give this post an educational feel I present to you five facts about camels.

  1. The camel’s lips are split to help them graze allowing them to eat pretty much anything including thorny twigs without injuring their mouths.
  2. Surprisingly a camel’s hump does not store water; it stores fat!  They can lose 25% of their body fluids without getting dehydrated; most mammals can only lose 15%.
  3. Camels can close their nostrils against both wind and sand when necessary; their distinctive shape allows them to retain water vapour and return it to the body as fluid.  Meanwhile they boast two layers of thick eyelashes that help to protect their eyes from the dust and the sun.
  4. Camels were domesticated by humans about 5000 years ago.
  5. One of the camel's defences is 'spitting' where they essentially throw up a foul smelling greenish fluid from their stomach when provoked.
"You looking at me?"
Not wholly earth shattering I grant you, but it is funny the things you come across when researching items for various projects.  One such thing was the follwing story by Rudyard Kipling that I remember my father reading to me when I was a boy.  It comes from the 'Just So Stories' and is entitled,  how the Camel got his big hump.

In the beginning of years, when the world was so new and all, and the Animals were just beginning to work for Man, there was a Camel, and he lived in the middle of a Howling Desert because he did not want to work; and besides, he was a Howler himself. So he ate sticks and thorns and tamarisks and milkweed and prickles, most 'scruciating idle; and when anybody spoke to him he said 'Humph!' Just 'Humph!' and no more.
Presently the Horse came to him on Monday morning, with a saddle on his back and a bit in his mouth, and said, 'Camel, O Camel, come out and trot like the rest of us.'
'Humph!' said the Camel; and the Horse went away and told the Man.
Presently the Dog came to him, with a stick in his mouth, and said, 'Camel, O Camel, come and fetch and carry like the rest of us.'
'Humph!' said the Camel; and the Dog went away and told the Man.
Presently the Ox came to him, with the yoke on his neck and said, 'Camel, O Camel, come and plough like the rest of us.'
'Humph!' said the Camel; and the Ox went away and told the Man.
At the end of the day the Man called the Horse and the Dog and the Ox together, and said, 'Three, O Three, I'm very sorry for you (with the world so new-and-all); but that Humph-thing in the Desert can't work, or he would have been here by now, so I am going to leave him alone, and you must work double-time to make up for it.'
That made the Three very angry (with the world so new-and-all), and they held a palaver, and an indaba, and a punchayet, and a pow-wow on the edge of the Desert; and the Camel came chewing on milkweed most 'scruciating idle, and laughed at them. Then he said 'Humph!' and went away again.
Presently there came along the Djinn in charge of All Deserts, rolling in a cloud of dust (Djinns always travel that way because it is Magic), and he stopped to palaver and pow-pow with the Three.
'Djinn of All Deserts,' said the Horse, 'is it right for any one to be idle, with the world so new-and-all?'
'Certainly not,' said the Djinn.
'Well,' said the Horse, 'there's a thing in the middle of your Howling Desert (and he's a Howler himself) with a long neck and long legs, and he hasn't done a stroke of work since Monday morning. He won't trot.'
'Whew!' said the Djinn, whistling, 'that's my Camel, for all the gold in Arabia! What does he say about it?'
'He says "Humph!"' said the Dog; 'and he won't fetch and carry.'
'Does he say anything else?'
'Only "Humph!"; and he won't plough,' said the Ox.
'Very good,' said the Djinn. 'I'll humph him if you will kindly wait a minute.'
The Djinn rolled himself up in his dust-cloak, and took a bearing across the desert, and found the Camel most 'scruciatingly idle, looking at his own reflection in a pool of water.
'My long and bubbling friend,' said the Djinn, 'what's this I hear of your doing no work, with the world so new-and-all?'
'Humph!' said the Camel.
The Djinn sat down, with his chin in his hand, and began to think a Great Magic, while the Camel looked at his own reflection in the pool of water.
'You've given the Three extra work ever since Monday morning, all on account of your 'scruciating idleness,' said the Djinn; and he went on thinking Magics, with his chin in his hand.
'Humph!' said the Camel.
'I shouldn't say that again if I were you,' said the Djinn; you might say it once too often. Bubbles, I want you to work.'
And the Camel said 'Humph!' again; but no sooner had he said it than he saw his back, that he was so proud of, puffing up and puffing up into a great big lolloping humph.
'Do you see that?' said the Djinn. 'That's your very own humph that you've brought upon your very own self by not working. To-day is Thursday, and you've done no work since Monday, when the work began. Now you are going to work.'
'How can I,' said the Camel, 'with this humph on my back?'
'That's made a-purpose,' said the Djinn, 'all because you missed those three days. You will be able to work now for three days without eating, because you can live on your humph; and don't you ever say I never did anything for you. Come out of the Desert and go to the Three, and behave. Humph yourself!'
And the Camel humphed himself, humph and all, and went away to join the Three. And from that day to this the Camel always wears a humph (we call it 'hump' now, not to hurt his feelings); but he has never yet caught up with the three days that he missed at the beginning of the world, and he has never yet learned how to behave.
Humph!

Thursday, 21 April 2011

"Jingal all the way" - more Pontoonier Miniatures

Hold it steady!
My apologies for the title of this entry, it was just too hard to resist!   As part of my recent foray into the Third Anglo-Burma War of 1885 I recently completed this two man Jingal team from Pontoonier Miniatures.  Try as I might I found it very difficult to find any real reference other than that a Jingal was a 19th century Indian or Chinese large weapon.  ‘Foundry’ produces a Chinese team but other than this Burmese version by Pontoonier there seems to be very little else out there. 

Fortunately Ian Heath’s excellent, ‘Armies of the Nineteenth Century: Asia. 4: Burma and Indo-China’ was able to shed a little more light on the subject.

A Jingal, its British nickname, was a large calibre matchlock called pun lang chan by the Burmese.  It was, in effect, an ultra-light field piece capable of firing a single shot or, when packed with small jagged pieces of lead or iron, withering grapeshot.


 I suppose that would allow me to classify this unit as artillery.


Another, more sombre reference to this weapon can be found in Kipling’s 1888 poem,

The Grave of the Hundred Head

There's a widow in sleepy Chester
  Who weeps for her only son;
There's a grave on the Pabeng River,
  A grave that the Burmans shun;
And there's Subadar Prag Tewarri
  Who tells how the work was done.

A Snider squibbed in the jungle,
  Somebody laughed and fled,
And the men of the First Shikaris
  Picked up their Subaltern dead,
With a big blue mark in his forehead
  And the back blown out of his head.

Subadar Prag Tewarri,
  Jemadar Hira Lal,
Took command of the party,
  Twenty rifles in all,
Marched them down to the river
  As the day was beginning to fall.

They buried the boy by the river,
  A blanket over his face --
They wept for their dead Lieutenant,
  The men of an alien race --
They made a samadh in his honor,
  A mark for his resting-place.

For they swore by the Holy Water,
  They swore by the salt they ate,
That the soul of Lieutenant Eshmitt Sahib
  Should go to his God in state,
With fifty file of Burmans
  To open him Heaven's gate.

The men of the First Shikaris
  Marched till the break of day,
Till they came to the rebel village,
  The village of Pabengmay --
A jingal covered the clearing,
  Calthrops hampered the way.

Subadar Prag Tewarri,
  Bidding them load with ball,
Halted a dozen rifles
  Under the village wall;
Sent out a flanking-party
  With Jemadar Hira Lal.

The men of the First Shikaris
  Shouted and smote and slew,
Turning the grinning jingal
  On to the howling crew.
The Jemadar's flanking-party
  Butchered the folk who flew.

Long was the morn of slaughter,
  Long was the list of slain,
Five score heads were taken,
  Five score heads and twain;
And the men of the First Shikaris
  Went back to their grave again,

Each man bearing a basket
  Red as his palms that day,
Red as the blazing village --
  The village of Pabengmay,
And the "drip-drip-drip" from the baskets
  Reddened the grass by the way.

They made a pile of their trophies
  High as a tall man's chin,
Head upon head distorted,
  Set in a sightless grin,
Anger and pain and terror
  Stamped on the smoke-scorched skin.

Subadar Prag Tewarri
  Put the head of the Boh
On the top of the mound of triumph,
  The head of his son below --
With the sword and the peacock-banner
  That the world might behold and know.

Thus the samadh was perfect,
  Thus was the lesson plain
Of the wrath of the First Shikaris --
  The price of a white man slain;
And the men of the First Shikaris
  Went back into camp again.

Then a silence came to the river,
  A hush fell over the shore,
And Bohs that were brave departed,
  And Sniders squibbed no more;
    For the Burmans said
    That a white man's head
Must be paid for with heads five-score.

There's a widow in sleepy Chester
  Who weeps for her only son;
There's a grave on the Pabeng River,
  A grave that the Burmans shun;
And there's Subadar Prag Tewarri
  Who tells how the work was done.

 Rudyard Kipling



It is difficult to know for sure whether Kipling is being overtly jingoistic with this work or simply realistic.   He is clearly aware as to the level of violence that perpetuated from this guerilla war; the Burmese forces simply melted into the jungle and harried the British troops for several years. The resistance was finally crushed by an intensified level of retribution directed at those suspected of assisting the insurgents.  Villages were burned to the ground and the property of the inhabitants simple destroyed or confiscated.  Parallels can be easily drawn between the nature of this conflict and that of Vietnam War; the poem also evokes passages from Conrad’s ‘Heart of Darkness’-1902:

"We called at some more places with farcical names, where the merry dance of death and trade goes on in a still and earthy atmosphere as of an overheated catacomb; all along the formless coast bordered by dangerous surf, as if Nature herself had tried to ward off intruders; in and out of rivers, streams of death in life, whose banks were rotting into mud, whose waters, thickened into slime, invaded the contorted mangroves, that seemed to writhe at us in the extremity of an impotent despair."

and ultimately Francis Ford Coppola’s ‘Apocalypse Now’ -1979:

Kurtz: We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army. And they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? They lie. They lie, and we have to be merciful, for those who lie. Those nabobs. I hate them. I do hate them.


Finally I just need to extend a huge vote of thanks to Malcolm Johnston of Grimsby Wargames Society for editing some of the photos and giving them a much needed bit of drama; Thank you, Malcolm.  More examples of his work can be found on their website - grimsbywargamessociety.webs.com
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